I am so tired but cannot sleep
Silently to the computer I creep
But no one's on, I'm so alone
And its too late to use the stupid phone!
I'm beyond being bored
And I pray to the Lord
Why can I just sleep?
Instead I just weep
I tried the TV, but nothing's on
Radio, but the reception's gone
Dang I'm really mad now
On my wall I hung another cow
I've cleaned my room 12 times over
I found a purple sock and a four leaf clover
I cannot take it anymore
At this rate I'll be up till four
Over my sleep I have no power
But this is the insomniac's finest hour!